“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN’ SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.”
“Spend your money on the things money can buy. Spend your time on the things money can’t buy.”
“If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.”
“You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.”
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”